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All right, Saturday
is the big day.
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A lot of people thought
this would never come.
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I may have been
one of those people.
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I may have been
one of those people.
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Wait, wait, are we talking
about the wedding?
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Yes.
Oh, yeah, I was definitely
one of those people.
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And yet, here we are.
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Now, we got a lot of family
coming in tomorrow.
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I'm gonna need everyone's help.
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Think of this as one of
your comic book movies.
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There's a bunch of superheroes,
each with a different task.
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Oh, like
the new Avengers.
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Which one was that?
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The one you slept through
last weekend.
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Oh, that was
a good nap.
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I-I think it's more like, uh,
like Lord of the Rings,
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and you're the Fellowship.
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Uh, someone's
got to go to Gondor,
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someone's got to go to Mordor,
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someone's got to hold off
the demon of shadow and flame.
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You mean the Balrog?
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I mean my mother.
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That is a perfect
metaphor, Amy.
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Thank you.
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Because it also involves a ring
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that binds me
in servitude forever.
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Aw, he said forever.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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That was Wil Wheaton.
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He's really excited
about tomorrow.
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As am I.
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If you'd have told me as a child
that an actor from Star Trek
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would be officiating my wedding,
I would've said,
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"Ooh, William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
"No, Wil Wheaton,"
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I'd have said, "Well, did you
even try William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
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"Yes, but he costs too much
money," I'd have said,
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"Ah, well,
Wil Wheaton's good, too."
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Why do you keep tying
and untying that bow tie?
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I can't seem to get it even.
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Well, I don't think
it's supposed to be even.
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Sometimes a little asymmetry
looks good.
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In the Renaissance,
they called it "sprezzatura."
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The Renaissance?
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Amy, you know I'm more
of an Enlightenment person.
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At some point, we have to decide
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how we want to raise
the children.
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So are you feeling okay?
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No wedding jitters?
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No.
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There is nothing
in the world
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that would stop me from
marrying you tomorrow,
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even me from the future coming
back to prevent the wedding
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and the subsequent birth of a
child who will destroy humanity.
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Because if you came
from the future,
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that would mean you already
went through with the wedding
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because you believe that
time travel is on a closed loop.
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I love you
so damn much.
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Uh, Mr. Fowler,
are you okay back there?
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Do you need more air?
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He's fine.
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I'm surprised
Amy didn't pick us up.
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Oh, well, you know,
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she's pretty busy the
day before her wedding.
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Too busy for her mother?
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She used to be
such a devoted daughter.
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Now she's just waiting for me
to die so she can get my china.
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Thank you again
for picking us up.
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
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You know,
our driver to the airport
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was also a Indian fella.
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Mom...
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Oh, so now it's racist to notice
when somebody's Indian.
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I don't think it's racist.
I noticed you were both white.
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See? You'll have
to excuse her.
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She's just pregnant
and hormonal.
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Oh, yeah, congratulations
on baby number two.
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Yeah. Whoopie.
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Her husband would be here,
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but he stayed home
to watch their older son,
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so e-everything's fine!
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Stop it.
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We're separated.
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You don't say.
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So, you're Sheldon's
big brother.
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Uh, yeah.
He got the brains.
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I got the bod.
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And the face and the hair.
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I like your accent.
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Sheldon, did you
used to sound like that?
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Can you still?
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I can. I will not.
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Amy, you said something
about my bow tie
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that I can't stop
thinking about.
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Don't you mean...
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"Y'all said
something 'bout my bow tie"?
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Go on, say it.
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Say it.
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Hey, guys, look who I have.
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- Oh.
- Hey.
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Hey, Shelly.
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I'm so glad you made it, Missy.
This is my fiancée, Amy.
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Amy, this is my sister.
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If I ever need a kidney,
this is where you get it.
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It's so nice to meet you.
Aw.
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I've always wanted a sister.
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Really? Why?
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I love you, too, Sheldon.
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Really? Why?
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Where's Mom?
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Uh, she wanted to stop by
the hotel and freshen up,
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and then call her pastor
to pray for Missy's soul.
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Oh, my God.
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There's mama's girl.
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Hi, Mom.
Oh!
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Oh, Larry, look at her!
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Can you believe our little lamb
is finally getting married?
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He can't believe it.
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And neither can I.
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Hi, Dad. How you doing?
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What the hell is that?
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Come on, you know this one.
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It's a... dog.
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I found him in the backyard.
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And don't worry,
I already called the owner.
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Good, 'cause
we don't need a dog.
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We already have two babies,
you and Stuart.
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That's probably him.
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need a minute.
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That's Mark Hamill!
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Hello.
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Thank you so much
for finding this guy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy?
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Y-Your dog's name is Bark?
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Yeah.
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Bark Hamill?
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Yeah. Well, I let the fans
name him online.
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I got lucky, though.
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He was almost
Honey Baked Hamill.
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Anyway, thanks so much.
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I-I want to give you a reward
for finding him.
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Oh, no, I
couldn't take your money.
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It's just an honor
to meet you.
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No. No, please. You don't know
what this dog means to me,
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and I thought
he was gone for good.
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Please? There must be
something I can do for you.
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Anything.
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Oh, you're gonna regret
that.
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Hey, dude.
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Dude?
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Yeah, you know,
just want you to know
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that I don't think
of you as a woman.
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Oh, perfect. I don't
think of you as a man.
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Great.
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So, as two genderless blobs
of human flesh,
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how would you like to go
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to Sheldon and Amy's wedding
with me?
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Oh, Stuart.
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Look, I appreciate that,
but it just might be
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a little weird,
considering you're my boss.
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Guess who's gonna officiate
Sheldon and Amy's wedding!
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Mark Hamill!
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Luke Skywalker
is gonna be at the wedding!
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You'll need to
buy me a dress.
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And did you know
that my Amy
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played Amelia Earhart
in the eighth grade?
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Amy, you never said you
were in a school play.
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Oh, no, no, at home.
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I'd never let her
do a school play.
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Those kids just take drugs
and have intercourse.
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You know, Amy still
does some performing.
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She and Sheldon do an
Internet show about flags.
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Amy?
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V-Videos on the Internet?
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You know what men
use those for.
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If you're talking about
Fun with Flags,
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I use it to go to sleep.
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Sheldon,
you're awfully quiet.
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Are you okay?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was thinking about
string theory.
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But catch me up.
What'd I miss?
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Are you seeing
this, Larry?
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These are the people I'm
gonna have to live with
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after you're dead.
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Welcome, Bert.
Don't you look nice.
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Yeah. Like a geode,
I clean up good.
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Don't you crack a geode open?
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It's not a perfect metaphor.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that Mark Hamill?
Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that...
Bert, go find your seat!
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W-What is he doing here?
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I found his dog
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and guilted him into
officiating the wedding.
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Don't tell Sheldon.
It's a surprise.
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Wait, I-I thought
Wil was officiating the wedding.
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Yeah, so did he.
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How did he take the news?
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I'll let you know.
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Hey, Wil!
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Are you having an allergic
reaction to my boutonniere?
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No. I'm just so
happy for you.
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And for me.
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After today, you
are officially--
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and, more important,
legally-- Amy's problem.
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Don't be silly, Leonard.
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I will always be your problem.
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Hey, baby.
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Hello, Mother.
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Leonard, could you
give us a moment?
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Oh, of course.
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Oh, Shelly.
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I wish your dad
could see you now.
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Me, too. I miss him.
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He would be so
proud of you.
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I know that I am.
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Thank you.
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I mean, for everything.
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My whole life.
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Oh.
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Let me
straighten your tie.
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No, no, no, it's all right.
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It's supposed to be
a little asymmetrical.
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Apparently, a small flaw
somehow improves it.
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I can see that.
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Sometimes it's the...
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imperfect stuff that
makes things perfect.
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Excuse me.
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Case in point.
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So, we finally meet.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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I'm Wil Wheaton.
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I was supposed
to officiate this wedding.
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I was up all night
preparing these notes.
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Well, thanks so much.
It's gonna be a great help.
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Amy.
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Amy.
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Amy.
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Come in.
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There's something
I need to tell you.
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Wow, you look amazing!
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That's not what I need
to tell you.
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But you do!
What's wrong?
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Something incredible
just happened.
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Remember when you were
telling me about my bow tie
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and how a little asymmetry
is good?
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Yeah?
My equations have been trying
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to describe an imperfect world,
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and the only way to do that
is to introduce imperfection
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into the underlying theory.
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So, instead of supersymmetry,
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it would be super asymmetry?
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Super asymmetry.
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That's it!
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Give me your lipstick.
What?
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Just give it to me,
you beautiful thing!
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We have work to do!
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Hey, uh, the
bride and groom
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seem to be running
a little behind.
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Do you think
you could stall?
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Stall? How?
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Hey, everybody!
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Uh, it's gonna be a few
more minutes, but while we wait,
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does anyone have any
questions about Star Wars?
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You got this.
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So if I make
slightly asymmetric knots
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with sheets in four dimensions,
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I can bootstrap
the whole idea
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to a large asymmetry
in 11 dimensions.
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Maybe even at
the initial moment of creation,
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the fundamental forces
lacked symmetry.
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Everyone's waiting.
What are you guys doing?
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Super asymmetry.
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Super asymmetry?
Is that a thing?
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We're inventing
it right now.
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Don't you think
this can wait until...
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Hold on.
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This is interesting.
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So, yeah, Mr. Mark?
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When you were on the,
uh, Wookiee home planet,
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how did you even understand
what they were saying?
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I don't remember ever being
on a Wookiee home planet.
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Uh, actually, Luke was
on the Wookiee home planet,
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Kashyyyk, in the
Holiday Special
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when he helped Chewie
get home to his wife.
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Chewie had a wife?
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Her name's Malla.
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Wow, that's impressive.
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Yeah.
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Hey, uh, I got a question.
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Why aren't there tires on
any of those Star Wars vehicles?
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I'm sure some of them had tires.
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Actually, they don't.
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I mean, the HAVw A5 turbo tank
has metal gripping wheels,
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but I wouldn't call them tires.
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You are so hot.
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This is taking too long.
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I bet that Sheldon
stood my baby up.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Where-where are you going?
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This whole thing
was a big mistake.
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I'm gonna find Amy
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and get her
out of here.
Sit down!
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Excuse me?
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Sheldon loves Amy,
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and he would never hurt her
on her wedding day
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or any other day, so park it.
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Oh, you sit down, too.
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Are you gonna let her
talk to me like that?
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Say something.
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Thank you.
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Uh, according
to Google, there are
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zero papers
that mention super asymmetry.
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This is brand-new.
No one's thought of it.
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What are you lunatics doing?!
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Sheldon had a breakthrough.
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Actually, Amy and I
had a breakthrough.
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Oh, science? Shocking!
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You don't understand.
This could be really big.
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No, Penny's right.
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We have our whole lives
to do science together.
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Let's get married.
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All right.
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It's go time!
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I am pumped!
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Okay, everyone. Here we go.
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Leonard.
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That's Mark Ha-Ha-Ha...
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It's-it's Mark Hami-Ha-Ha...
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Yep. Thank Wolowitz.
He set it up.
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Thank you.
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Congratulations
on your wedding.
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Thank you.
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When this is over, I have
4,000 things for you to sign.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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I-I thought Wil was marrying us.
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Wolowitz got us an upgrade.
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Another sci-fi
guy with a beard.
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Seems lateral, but okay.
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Welcome.
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We are gathered here today
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in the sight of family,
friends and Almighty God.
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That's too religious.
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That lady over there
made me say it.
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He heard you,
and he can't un-hear you.
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We're here
to celebrate the marriage
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of Sheldon Lee Cooper...
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...and Amy Farrah Fowler.
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I had more prepared,
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but I'm just gonna skip
to the rings and vows,
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since I've been answering
your questions for 45 minutes.
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Yeah, he answered 'em.
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Amy, you're up.
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Sheldon, when I
was a little girl,
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I used to dream
about my wedding.
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But, eventually,
I stopped,
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because I thought that
day would never come.
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And then I met you.
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From the first moment
in that coffee shop,
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I knew that there was
something special between us,
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even though I did
work on a study
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that disproved love
at first sight.
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I loved that study
the moment I read it.
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Ironic, huh?
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Clearly, it was wrong.
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Because I felt
something that day,
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and those feelings have only
gotten stronger with time.
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I can't imagine loving you
more than I do right now.
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But I felt that way yesterday
and the day before yesterday
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and the day before that.
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Is that growth linear
or accelerating?
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Accelerating.
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Oh, maybe we could
graph it out.
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Save something
for the honeymoon.
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Smart.
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Sheldon,
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I don't know
what the future holds,
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but I know that I've never
been happier than I am
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in this moment marrying you.
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Well, that was
unexpectedly beautiful.
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I might need a minute.
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Amy...
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...I usually know
exactly what to say.
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But in this moment...
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I have no words.
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I guess...
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I'm overwhelmed by you.
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In a good way.
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Not in the elevator
in the Haunted Mansion way.
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Even if I can't
tell you now how I feel,
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I will spend my life showing you
how much I love you.
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Do you...
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Do you...
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Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here
if you need me to step in.
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No, no, no.
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I got this.
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Amy, do you take Sheldon
for your lawful wedded husband?
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I do.
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And, Sheldon, same thing.
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I do.
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Then by the power vested in me
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by
EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.com...
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...I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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♪ At wast... ♪
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♪ My wove has come awong ♪
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♪ My wonewy days are over ♪
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♪ And wife is wike a song ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah. ♪